The general consensus is that the secret to being able to perform autofellatio is that a man needs to have a “flexible spine.” Herein lies both the problem and the answer.

The flexibility of the spine is important to be able to practice fellatio oneself, nobody will argue with that. However, the last thing a man wants to do is make his spinal joints too flexible by stretching the spinal ligaments. These ligaments are there for a reason. They are there to help protect these joints and keep them nice and snug (with each other) and in proper anatomical juxtaposition. Remember, the vertebrae of the spine not only protect the spinal cord, they allow an exit for the spinal nerves to emerge.

Unfortunately, people tend to equate “flexibility” and how to get it through the act of “stretching.” This is not so either. In fact, if one “stretches” incorrectly, the exact opposite effect will occur. Being that the body will feel a dangerous imbalance in the joint(s) that is(are) affected by the stretch. So you’ll actually be contracting the muscles (the ones you’re trying to stretch) more as a safety mechanism. The end result is an increase in decreased flexibility.

Simply trying to stretch the spine will not allow men to perform autofellatio correctly, as the body will most likely counteract the stretch with an opposing “contract” as well. It is also worth noting that even if one can make contact between the penis and the mouth (via forced spinal flexibility), he will not be able to hold this position long enough to bring the session to an orgasmic end.

The spine is important, yes, but do we just “stretch” the spine? No. The spinal column is made up of three main segments, all with different “facet” joints and anatomical structures. This means that the joints in the neck are different from the joints in the middle of the back. The “transition” areas of the spine also have differences.

What about your neck and your skull? Your lower back and your pelvis? your pelvis? And the hip joints?

Of course, it doesn’t stop there. Almost every joint and muscle in your body is involved in the movement and flexibility of your spine. For example, your Latissimus Dorsi is the only muscle that connects your upper extremities to your lower extremities. Is that important? Well, it should be. You see, this muscle also runs through the spine. In fact, it is a big problem to prevent or allow the flexibility of the spine.

The secret to performing autofellatio is not entirely the flexibility of the spine. It’s not about having a long penis. It’s about understanding the biomechanics of your body and targeting these areas through simple muscle and tissue release, strengthening the opposing muscles you want to release and ensuring you can enjoy your newfound sexual discovery.